Sunday, March 9, 2008

Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very
rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say
"Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

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