Wednesday, May 7, 2008

online store shopping

Ashop Commerce is a leading US provider of hosted shopping cart software. It is offering a complete solution for merchants for selling stuff online.Thousands of American online merchants enjoy entire online business managed from a single, feature rich e commerce shopping cart software. have you ever got frustrated while using a chunky shopping cart software if yes then its the right time for you to choose this Ashop commerce online store software
this shopping cart software has a lot of advantages.it is very easy to use and its provides live supporting tools to support your e business.it also provides you 100 percent efficient search engine for the customers to search products and is pretty much user friendly.
it also provides you customization of the appearance of the shopping cart in your domain and helps you to mend it according to your needs.
it acts as a total solution for the problems that are faced in other shopping cart models.
apart from that these shopping carts are hosted in ashop s super fast web servers which will help you to carry out your business in a rapid manner.
so if you are searching for an onlins shopping cart software then ashop commerce online shopping cart is the answer.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

shopping cart

There are numerous site for providing shopping cart software.Ashopcommerce is the best of all of them.People choose this trade because you can build an online store of your choice and also you can customize it to your own style.Ashop commerce is the leading company in US and it helps merchants to prosper by building a shopping cart.It provides 100% search engine optimized software and also provides tips to take your product to the top of the search engine rankings.If you are the one trying to set up an online store just do it here.It will help you in constructing your own online store where you can accept credit cards, update content quickly and loads of other stuffs without any prior HTML knowledge.There are four packages such as starter,professional,advance and enterprise and you can choose any of them depending on the scale of your business.this website is a great one for online shopping cart stuff.so guys out there if you wanna get any shopping software do check out this awesome ashop commerce
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How to choose an unbreakable password

Despite the currentwave of identity theft and corporate security breaches, it's amazing how very few people treat their passwords with any level of seriousness. Most computers users, both at home and in the office, see passwords as a nuisance and therefore make them as easy to remember as possible. This can be a catastrophic mistake.

There are certain specific guidelines you need to follow to choose a safe and secure password. Use the following tips as a "how to" on making your password secure.

1. Your password must be alphanumeric. That simply means a mixture of numbers and letters such as xpf2778z. Why? When a hacker tries to break into a system, they often use what are called dictionary or brute force hacks. A dictionary hack is an application that simply uses standard words and word combinations in an attempt to guess your password. For example, many computer users use the word "password" as their actual password. A dictionary hack would crack that password in a few moments. Using alphanumeric passwords increases the number of possible password combinations by millions.

2. It should be 6 - 8 characters in length. The longer the password the harder it is for a hacking program to get around. If your password was abc then there are 6 possible password combinations. If your password was abc123 there are now over 720 password combinations possible. If your password was abc1234, there are now almost 6,000 possible combinations. Never, ever use a short password only comprised of letters.

3. Never use personal details in your password. People often use their home address, their age, husband or wives name, their social security number or their date of birth. These are incredibly easy to get access to by either a fellow employee or potential system hacker. Your password needs to be secure and hard to guess and personal details meet neither of these criteria.

4. Do not write your password down anywhere. Keeping a record of your password for somebody to find is as dangerous as keeping a copy of your ATM pin number in your wallet beside your ATM card. Create a memorable password that you will have no problem recalling. This is not as hard as it sounds and if you jot some password, ideas down you will quickly come up with some good ones. Obviously burn the piece of paper you jotted your ideas down on.

5. Do not use the same password for more than 90 days. Create several variants of the same password and recycle them every 60 - 90 days. This adds an extra layer of security to your data. By recycling your password frequently, you make your data 1000% more secure. You will notice that most large corporates force their employees to change their password every month for this exact reason.

Hopefully these tips will help you choose a password that is both safe and secure and that you will have some fun creating your new passwords too!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Ashop commerce

Ashop commerce is the world class provider of shopping cart software which caters to internet designing and other business related issues for small sized industries. they have provided many e commerce solutions and have given out many softwares for e business learning. this is one firm which has specialized in online shopping business to establish a small store.they are now offering a 10 day trial pack of their new software which will be of very much use to us. the best part is that we need not need any kind of human assistance to work with that software for the manual in itself is very easy to understand.
the best part that made me turn my head towarsds ashop commercewas the variety of software tutorials that they provide right from online store settings,how to use rich text editors,shopping cart inventory editors, storefront design and layout,htey certainly have everything one needs in their life.so guys if you are interested in going for an online shopping cart software then i would suggest you check out ashop commerce website.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

PayperPost

Payperpost is an excellent money for blo website where in we get paid for writing posts n our blogs. they have been an excellent organization and have paid all bloggers who hav written paid posts in quick course of time.
however the procedure for getting approved is as follows.
1)you must maintain a blog which is more than 3 months old
2)you must put posts regularly in your bolg so that you could get some visiters to see your blog
3)once 3 months is over apply for payperpost and wait fot them to approve your blog
4)as soon as it gets approved start writing paid posts

the greatest part is as soon as you get approved you get a post of whooping 20$ worth so technically u earn more earlier and faster.
do remember to maintain your blog according to the standards of the payperpost in order to get approved when you apply for paid posts.

so guys out here grab the oppurtunity and get paid for posts

PayPerPost was founded by Ted Murphy, who also founded the interactive agency MindComet and the "BlogStar Network", designed to connect advertisers with bloggers in a manual, non-marketplace fashion.
The company recently ( introduced a segmentation system whereby advertisers can limit which bloggers qualify for their opportunity. The system uses criteria such as Google Page Rank, Alexa rank, blogger quality rank, RealRank and blog categories. They can also exclude blogs on certain domains.
you may also include blog ads


Corel Launches WinDVD 9 Plus Blu-ray

Corel announced the latest release of Corel WinDVD. Corel WinDVD 9 Plus Blu-ray features a new, more intuitive user interface, new video technologies including advanced upscaling that enables users to create near-high-definition viewing with standard-definition DVDs, enhanced Blu-ray Disc playback, as well as the latest in high-definition surround sound. The new user interface in WinDVD 9 Plus Blu-ray makes viewing and navigation easier. The sophisticated graphite design blends seamlessly with a Microsoft Windows XP or Windows Vista desktop. The de-cluttered user interface displays a clean, sleek look where navigation controls can be hidden instantly. Users will find advanced audio and video controls to personalize the playback experience.
The addition of Unique Trimension All2HD Upscaling technology helps convert standard-definition DVDs and videos to crisp near-high-definition video without the added expense of high-definition drives and media. The Digital Natural Motion technology helps remove the judder effect from fast-motion scenes for the smoothest possible playback creating a better-than-original look.
The De-snow Filter on WinDVD 9 Plus Blu-ray, removes digital noise from MPEG, H.264 and VC-1 low-resolution video and the De-block Filter removes blocky digital artifacts from MPEG, H.264 and VC-1 compressed video.
With WinDVD 9 Plus Blu-ray, users can enjoy 1080p high-definition Hollywood blockbusters or Blu-ray Disc home movies.
Next-generation interactivity provides access to pop-up menus or picture-in-picture features with full BD-J support, without interrupting the movie.
The WinDVD 9 Plus Blu-ray supports various surround sound technologies including Dolby Digital Plus, Dolby TrueHD and DTS-HD. NVIDIA PureVideo HD and ATI Avivo HD hardware acceleration provide increased user support of high-definition playback.It supports HDCP, AACS and BD+ and ensures content protection.It also supports playback of video from AVCHD camcorders copied from the camcorder hard drive, on AVCHD disc or memory card.
WinDVD 9 Plus Blu-ray optimizes the on-the-go movie viewing experience with the latest laptop features including:
The Battery Optimization feature of the WinDVD 9 Plus Blu-ray extends the life of the laptop’s battery providing extended playback time. It also features increased video and audio playback speed. WinDVD 9 Plus Blu-ray provides standard or widescreen viewing allowing flexibility for varying movie and laptop types.
It also supports virtual surround sound technologies even on headphones and stereo speakers.
WinDVD 9 Plus Blu-ray is priced at Rs. 2339.61, and is available at www.corel.com and over the coming weeks from Corel’s global channel partners. WinDVD 9 Plus Blu-ray also includes HD DVD playback with Advanced Navigation, and all the features and technologies in WinDVD 9 Plus and WinDVD 9.

Space station's new robot ready for work

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (Reuters) - Astronauts aboard the International Space Station and visiting shuttle Endeavour colleagues delicately repositioned on Tuesday a new maintenance robot that will play a key role on the $100 billion outpost.
The Canadian-built robot, named Dextre, was assembled in orbit and outfitted with tools to help future spacewalking astronauts tackle maintenance and repairs on the complex.
Until it is needed, however, the 12-foot (3.7-meter) tall handyman, will perch on the outside of the U.S. Destiny laboratory.
"He looks like a gunfighter," Endeavour commander Dom Gorie radioed to Mission Control.
Before the move to the U.S. lab, the astronauts tucked Dextre's 11-foot (3.4-meter) long arms closer to its body and delicately flew it on the end of the station's crane to a mounting post on Destiny.
The pallet that held the robot's limbs was to be returned to the shuttle's cargo bay and taken back to Earth. Endeavour arrived at the station a week ago for a 12-day construction and repair mission.
"This has been a fantastic success already," flight director Kwatsi Alibaruho told reporters.
The mission has not been entirely trouble-free. Flight controllers were considering options for mounting two science experiments that stymied a spacewalking construction crew earlier in the day.

BPL Mobile Jukebox – A New Mobile Radio Service By ‘BPL Mobile’

Mumbai’s cellular service provider, BPL Mobile has made announcement about the launching of its mobile radio service, called ‘BPL Mobile Jukebox’ that lets subscribers to listen their favorite songs while they are on-the-go. With the help of new full-song mobile music service, both post-paid as well as pre-paid subscribers can enjoy songs according to their mood.
The mobile jukebox service offers a wide collection of songs that ranges from Bollywood to Devotional, from English to Ghazals and from Retro to latest Hip Hop.
Mr. S Subramaniam, CEO, BPL Mobile said, “With our new mobile music service – BPL Mobile Jukebox, we are not just making music of our subscriber’s choice affordable, but also easily accessible on their mobile phones. It addresses the mood function of each of our users and offers them a huge variety of high quality, legal music at their fingertips.”
Being user-friendly, BPL Mobile Jukebox also helps listeners to hear songs in their favored language. Moreover, the service also permits users to store up their preferred song lists, and even present them with their previously chosen song groups or categories.
The users can also skip songs that they do not want to hear and even replay the one’s they love. If users leave out a certain mood/category over five times, they get an option of changing the category/mood that guarantees a personalized feel and easy navigation.
In order to avail the service, the subscribers have to dial 543213 in order to listen to the complete song from the 'Jukebox Catalog' that carries more than one thousand songs. The call is charged at 50p/min between 9am and 9pm, and 20p/min between 9pm and 9am.
Available at a monthly subscription of Rs 25, the new service will also be accessible on a basic entry-level non-data enabled handset.
With the help of new service, the users can also download ring tones of the songs at Rs 10/event.

Microsoft Vista SP1

Microsoft has released the long-awaited first Windows Vista Service Pack, a wrap-up of incremental updates that apparently cripples certain vendors' software.
SP1 tackles reliability and performance, adds support for new hardware and wraps in earlier updates for compatibility with third party software. Microsoft claims more than 2,000 applications are now "certified for" or "work with" Windows Vista.
The only problem? A number of security products won't start up or run on updated desktops thanks to "compatibility problems". Among those affected are BitDefender AV or Internet Security, Fujitsu Shock Sensor and Zone Alarm Security Suite. Meanwhile, other products will experience "loss of functionality" once you've installed SP1, Microsoft said.
Microsoft has also introduced a number of security changes to Windows Vista, including updates to BitLocker drive encryption. And SP1 is "aligned" with Windows Server 2008, the two operating systems sharing common files in Internet Information Services and concurrent user support.
The first Windows Vista SP has long been seen by some analysts, at least, as the catalyst for broad uptake of the operating system among businesses.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Smorty

smorty is the best website that i have ever come across when it comes to blogging and getting paid for blogs.they pay you very quickly in a matter of almost one week.
all you need to have for this is just a blog which is 2 months old with a decent amount of posts in order to make them know your standards of blogging.
these are some of the rules that your blog must posses in order to get paid from smorty
  • Your blog must be indexed by Google and Yahoo
  • Your blog must be older than 3 months
  • Your blog must not contain any violent, hate related or adult content
  • Your blog must be active and have a history of minimum average 2 new posts per week As long as the paid entry got approved, you will be paid one week after that. Payment methods, currently is PayPal.


it is the most reliable site that i have ever seen and guess what you get your money approved in one week itself.
so guys come on and apply for smorty and get paid for your words.
its the time which we call blog for moneyand get paid.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Bars fight to be anointed Papa's local of choice

In life, Hemingway liked good sport. He certainly enjoyed a good drink. So the author would probably have enjoyed the row that has erupted between two bars in Key West, both of which are claiming to be his favourite drinking joint.

The Guardian reports that forty-three years after his death, the owners are at odds over which is the "original Sloppy Joe's," the reputed preferred watering hole of the Nobel Prize-winner during the 12 years he lived in Florida.
At stake is £5.4m in marketing and merchandising rights.

Chris Mullins, chief executive of Sloppy Joe's Bar, has filed a trademark infringement lawsuit against the owners of the neighbouring Captain Tony's Saloon, demanding they cease describing their pub as the original. "We just want to protect our marque," Mr Mullins said. "Sloppy Joe's is world famous, Captain Tony's is not."

But locals say both are right - that the first Sloppy Joe's opened in a former morgue on the site now occupied by Captain Tony's in 1933, but that Hemingway, known to regulars as Papa, drank in both and even bankrolled landlord "Sloppy" Joe Russell's move to the new location in 1937.

Caine prize winner announced

This year's 'African Booker' has been won by Brian Chikwava from Zimbabwe, it was announced today. He is the first writer from the country to receive the award.
The Caine Prize for African Writing, which is worth $15,000 (£9,000), is awarded to a short story published in English by an African writer whose work has reflected African sensibilities.
Chikwava's story, Seventh Street Alchemy, was praised by the judges' chairman, Alvaro Ribeiro, as "a triumph for the long tradition of Zimbabwean writing in the face of Zimbabwe's uncertain future."

He added that the story was marked out by "a very strong narrative in which Brian Chikwava of Zimbabwe claims the English language as his own."
The 32-year-old writer and musician was born in Bulawayo but grew up in Harare, where he performed regularly at the Book Cafe's poetry evenings and discussions. He studied at Bristol University and currently lives in south London.

Chikwava said he was very pleased but also surpr

Geoffrey Chaucer's sloppy scrivener unmasked after 600 years

After more than 600 years, his handwriting that gave him away. The identity of a medieval scribe - who until the last weekend was known to literary history only as Adam the scrivener - and whose carelessness was the cause of such vexation for Geoffrey Chaucer that the poet threatened to curse him with an outbreak of scabs, was discovered through some extraordinarily alert academic detective work.

The sloppy copyist of the words of the father of English literature was revealed to be one Adam Pinkhurst, son of a small Surrey landowner during the 14th century.
The revelation of his name and some of his background, announced by Cambridge University, has caused intense excitement and admiration among specialists in the subject. It indirectly helps to authenticate the two most authoritative texts of Chaucer's great work, the Canterbury Tales, the first long poem written in an approximation to modern English.

How not to look old: Staying young, the Charla Krupp way

“Gracefully old” is a term of yesteryears; these are days of staying young and looking great throughout life. Charla Krupp, a former beauty director at Glamour, senior editor at InStyle and beauty editor at People: Style Watch provides a fashion Bible every woman can follow. The book features a score of cheat sheets and tactics that can be used on the fly to make a woman shed many years of age from her looks. Charla's friends, who include hairdressers, make-up artists, dermatologists, designers, cosmetic dentists and personal shoppers have put in valuable inputs of their own in the book as well.

The book contains valuable suggestions on how to use hair colour properly, how to draw eyebrows, how to properly enhance lips with lipstick and liners, etc. There are also instructions for readers on wearing jeans, jewelry, shapewear and heels. She has advised readers on the items that should not feature in their closets, like old-fashioned jeans and elastic pants. She has warned that long hair parted in the middle makes a woman look older than she actually is. She has also stated that many women wear lip-liner in a way that it makes it obvious to the onlookers.

Protect and Defend : A Thriller

With his latest novel Protect and Defend, bestselling author Vince Flynn has once more affirmed his mastery as a writer of political thrillers. A compelling work of fiction, the novel is a tour de force that portrays suspenseful drama amidst a backdrop of international intrigue. The eighth novel of the Mitch Rapp series, Protect and Defend makes for an engrossing, fascinating read.

The action of the novel is set in the heart of Iran, where the government is spending billions of dollars on a nuclear development program. Israel, the neighbouring nation, is upset with the developments. No longer willing to rely on the international community to stop the proceedings, Israel decides to launch one of the most daring and creative espionage operations of all times. The attack creates a radioactive tomb in the heart of Iran's second largest city leaving it on the brink of an environmental disaster. Outraged, the Iranian government publicly blames both Israel and the United States as the parties responsible for the disaster, and demands retribution. Privately, however, the Iranian president seeks revenge, planning to make the nations pay the price of their aggression with blood.

Eclipse: A Supernatural Romance

Following the success of her novels Twilight and New Moon, author Stephenie Meyer has returned once more to enthrall readers with her latest tale of vampire love: Eclipse. Being the third novel of the Twilight series, Eclipse takes off from where Meyer had left in her last book, charting out the adventures of Isabella Marie Swan (Bella) and her vampire love, Edward Cullen.

The story begins with a spate of mysterious killings ravaging Seattle, supposedly caused by a malicious vampire on her quest for revenge. The vampire is Victoria, and she has invaded the town with an army of newborn vampires. As Victoria begins to lust for Bella's blood, she is pushed into the midst of mortal danger. Being a helpless mortal, Bella can hardly do anything to save herself from death, leaving the responsibility of her security to her boyfriend Edward and her best friend Jacob.

Jacob Black, incidentally is a werewolf who seems to have fallen in love with Bella. As he comes to learn about Bella's attachment to Edward, he is dismayed. Edward, on the other hand, opposes Bella's friendship with Jacob, for he fears that young werewolves are unstable and can be dangerous.

Penumbra, Overture Episode 1: a creepy, horrifying adventure

Penumbra: Overture is an intensely creepy horror adventure game developed by Got Game Entertainment and published by Frictional Games. The game has been designed to please horror game enthusiasts, who prefer subtlety in horror sequences to mindless action.

The opening montage reminds one of H.P.Lovecraft's masterpieces. The protagonist, Philip, gets a letter from his father all of a sudden. The odd fact is that his father presumably died some 30 years ago in an accident, when Philip was still in his infancy. The letter directs Philip to an abandoned safety-deposit box full of notebooks with mostly unreadable scribbling and a map of Northern Greenland with a specific spot highlighted. A thorough check by Philip reveals the spot as an abandoned mine. This is where Philip makes the decision to show up at the place and investigate. The beginning of his adventure puts him in a blizzard fighting for against the freezing cold.

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First Encounter Assault Recon (F.E.A.R): A creepy bloodfest

F.E.A.R is an inherently creepy horror survival game developed by VU Games and published by Monolith. The game bundles frighteningly realistic gun battles with highly intelligent AI scripting for an altogether mind-blowing experience.

The beginning of the game is marked by a superb cinematic from the third person perspective, which informs the player about the background of the story. Paxton Fettel, a military commander stationed at a secret Government base, has gone insane. The actual problem, however, is more serious than that. Fettel has a medium sized army of cloned soldiers telepathically linked to him, under part of an experimental set-up. They have taken over and nearly destroyed the city in which the base is located. Now, Fettel and his pack of soldiers are searching the entire base and derelict city with a fine-toothed comb, supposedly in their hunt for something of great value. The Delta Force has been dispatched for damage control, but is facing heavy casualties

Battle through Hell, half-demon style

Gamers around the world greeted an exceptional game called Painkiller in 2004. The game featured a completely one-of-a-kind graphics engine, nicknamed Havoc. The engine featured specular lighting, volumetric mist effects, spectacular weapon effects and groundbreaking rag-doll physics. Taking advantage of that, players could even pick up a corpse of an enemy and juggle it in mid-air.

Four years have gone by since then, but the legacy of Painkiller is far from over. Dreamcatcher Interactive is back with its latest version of the concept that made the original game such a blast to play. The stand-alone expansion actually started out as a modification of the original title. The mod gained substantial popularity and finally captured the attention of Dreamcatcher, who decided to make it a full-fledged game.

Cool Hindi sms

1)Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga.....

2)Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.

3)Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,

4)Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO... Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO.... SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ....!! Marna Cancel.

5)Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi,
Zindagi mein unki kami reh gayi,
Itni ulfat k baad b vo mujhe na mile..
Shayad meri mohabbat mein hi kuch kami reh gayi..

Language of Love

few months before his marriage to Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Robert Browning, while working in his library one day, engaged in a curious act of divination:

"'What will be the extent of my love for her [Elizabeth Barrett Browning]?' he questioned the first book that fell under his hand, opening it at a random passage. The volume, of all inauspicious ones, turned out to be Cerutti's Italian Grammar.

"He hoped he might come upon a word like 'conjunction' or at least a possessive pronoun. To his amazement his eyes lighted upon the sentence in an exercise for translation:

"'If we love in the other world as we do in this, I shall love thee to eternity.

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Anecdotes of Percy Bysshe Shelley

ONE Sunday we had been reading Plato together so diligently, that the usual hour of exercise passed away unperceived: we sallied forth hastily to take the air for half an hour before dinner. In the middle of Magdalen Bridge we met a woman with a child in her arms. Shelley was more attentive at that instant to our conduct in a life that was past, or to come, than to a decorous regulation of the present according to the established usages of society, in that fleeting moment of eternal duration styled the nineteenth century. With abrupt dexterity he caught hold of the child. The mother, who might well fear that it was about to be thrown over the parapet of the bridge into the sedgy waters below, held it fast by its long train.

`Will your baby tell us anything about pre-existence, Madam?' he asked, in a piercing voice, and with a wistful look.

The mother made no answer, but perceiving that Shelley's object was not murderous, but altogether harmless, she dismissed her apprehension, and relaxed her hold.

`Will your baby tell us anything about pre-existence, Madam?' he repeated, with unabated earnestness.

Coleridge's views on religion

Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772–1834) was once involved in discussion with a man who firmly believed that children should not be given formal religious instruction of any kind. They would then be free to choose their own religious faith, he reasoned, when they reached the age of discretion. Coleridge did not disagree, but later invited the man into his somewhat neglected garden.

"Do you call this a garden?" exclaimed the visitor. "There are nothing but weeds here!"

"Well, you see," explained Coleridge, "I did not wish to infringe upon the liberty of the garden in any way. I was just giving the garden a chance to express itself and to choose its own production."

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Upside Down

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:

Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"

bad luck

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck”

The Best Love Letter

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda),
You are my TVS SCOOTY(first
love) and my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO'SPIZZA (delivering a
million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh)feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your mother who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my mother who is CEAT (born tough) , but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON
(The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS(the coolest ones). If our mother say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).

They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in
COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye) . Trust in God who's always NOKIA(connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we a re WILLS (made for each other).

Don't Step On The Ducks


Three golfing buddies died in an auto accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter told them they were welcome to play the course, but he cautioned them with one rule: “Don't step on the ducks.”

The men had blank expressions on their faces, and finally one of them said, “The ducks?” “Yes,” St. Peter Said. “There are millions of ducks walking around the golf course, and when one of them is stepped on, he squawks, and then the one next to him squawks, and soon they're all raising hell and it really breaks the tranquility. If you step on the ducks, you'll be punished.”

The men start playing the course, and within 15 minutes, one of the guys stepped on a duck. The duck squawked, and soon there was a deafening roar of ducks quacking. St. Peter appeared with an extremely homely woman and asked, “Who stepped on a duck?” “I did,” admitted one of the men. St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the man to the homely woman. “I told you not to step on the ducks,” he said. “Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity

A Day at the Zoo

An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.

On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!"

The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"

Laws in Alabama

The penal code in Alabama contains many less-than-conventional laws. Here are some of them,

· It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
· You may not drive barefooted.
· It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
· It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
· Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
· Masks may not be worn in public.
· Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
· Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
· Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
· It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
· Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
· Incestous marriages are legal.
· It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
· You must have windshield wipers on your car.
· You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

he can never be mine

These feelings have gone too far,
my love has grown too strong.
But I can never have him,
so, please tell me that these feelings shouldn't belong.

I feel he knows,
I feel he doesn't care.
But I don't want to know that,
for the pain I cannot bear.

I have to give him up,
I have to find another,
But sometimes I feel like saying to myself,
"Don't even bother."

Because, I know I can't
and it would be a waste of my time
To even try to get rid
Of these feelings of mine.

I've loved him for so long
And I can love him for forever,
But why can't I see
That we'll never be together?

The bond I felt was fake and wrong,
I raised false hopes and couldn't see it for so long.
That he and I are different and will never be,
We'll take separate paths and he'll never see,

How much he means to me and how much I care,
To love a guy this deep again... I will not dare.

to my love

You wait your entire life
for that special love.
Then it is unreachable.
Perhaps because of fear,
perhaps because of
circumstances
or perhaps because
of love itself.

A special love that
leaves an emptiness within you
if you cannot hear the
other person's voice.
But that makes you feel
whole again with one
gentle hello

A special love of longing
night after night
for just the sight of them.
or just the feeling of knowing
that they may care too.

A love that you know in this lifetime
you will never feel again.
Nor would ever want to feel again,
if it brings you this much pain
not to have it.

Oh, my special love
please come to me
My special one please hold me
and tell me this is not all
for nothing.

That deep within your soul
your love is the same as mine.
We belong together.
We need each other
to make our lives complete.
My only one
My treasured one
My special love.

Proud to be an indian!!!!

SALUTE TO THEE MY COUNTRY – “INDIA”


My country with its rich Heritage & Tradition,
I say is the most Beautiful Nation.

It deserves to be looked up with Love, Respect & Pride,`cause since ages for Yoga, Meditation & Medicine
our books have served as precious Guides.

The magnificent snow white Himalayas form a Protective Cove
The Enchanting Taj Mahal is a symbol of Love;

Our Kohinoor entices every Beholder’s eye,
Indian songs & dances depict not only the
7 Seasons but also how we Laugh & Cry;

Indian Naris look the most captivating when
Clad in their Sarees & know the way to their
Man’s Heart is by making delicious Curries

Indian Men Brawn & Handsome are also
Known for their Courage & Valiance;

Our country has a variety of Customs & Traditions & we love to celebrate the festivals of all the Religions.

Are Mobile Phones a Health Hazard?

Much debate has been raised in the recent times regarding the ill effects of mobile phones on the human health. With a total of 2.7 billion mobile phone subscribers in the world, this surely is an alarming proposition. As the world gets increasingly dependant on wireless modes of communication, serious concerns have been raised regarding the effects of electromagnetic radiation on human health. While a few studies seem to be in support of the claims, a majority of research reports have remained inconclusive. It is therefore, time for us to take a detailed look at the possible health risks posed by mobile phones, if any.

The primary risk that mobile phones may pose to human beings is that of radiation. Typically, mobile phones operate by emitting certain Radio Frequency Radiation (RFR) that transmitted through the antenna of the phone. Although these emissions are of a very low level, the presence of the antenna right next to the brain is what concerns certain researchers, since the head tends to absorb such radiations.

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Academy Awards 2008 : A Glittering Night

The most glamorous and prestigious event of the entertainment world, the Academy Awards, stepped into its eightieth year on February 24, 2008, in a gala event at the famed Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California. Popularly known as the Oscars, the Academy Awards are presented every year by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, in recognition of excellence of professionals in the film industry. With actors, directors, scriptwriters, musicians and other professionals around the world vying for the coveted statuette, the Oscars have become one of the most eagerly awaited events of the present times.

This year, however, the show was in danger of being an absolute dampener. With striking Hollywood writers' associations calling for a boycott of the event and many actors joining in support, hardly anything could have been done to stop the event from losing its sheen. However, the strike was called off just in time, and with eleven days in hand, preparations were finalised

Career Options for English Students

Do you love to study English? Have a knack for poetry and literature? Got a creative mind that loves to go beyond? Well, if English is your passion, there's great promise ahead of you. With English becoming the dominant global language of the 21st century, a plethora of career opportunities have opened up for English students all over the world.

Students of English are typically in demand for their writing and reading skills, and can opt for a variety of careers in government, business, research, education and publishing, as well as in the cultural, entertainment, and communications industries. Gone are the days when career options for English students meant teaching in schools and colleges, or at best, working in a journalistic capacity. With the spread of globalisation and the advent of the Internet, a host of hitherto unknown career opportunities have come to the fore. Of these, some of the most well known are advertising copywriter, technical writer, content writer, language trainer, scriptwriter, radio and television copywriter etc.

Indians Tame the Indomitable Aussies

India's historic win against the Aussies in the recently concluded Commonwealth Bank Tri-Series has been hailed by many as a defining moment in cricketing history. Beating the Kangaroos in their own backyard is not an easy task, especially when they have been the dominators of world cricket since the 1990s. Although Ricky Ponting's men still remain on top of the ICC rankings, they have lost the 'Invincible' tag, bowing down to bunch of spirited, young Indians.

Australia's loss of supremacy, however, does not come as much of a surprise. With the majority of the team being on the wrong side of the 30s, it was only a matter of time before they were upstaged by some young, fresh blood. What is significant, however, is the way in which the Indians have managed to defeat them. The Indians played tough cricket on field, remained unfazed by the Aussie gamesmanship, and what's more, paid them back in their own coin. Throughout the series, the Indian players looked confident, and under the able leadership of M S Dhoni, managed to bring out their best for the country.

Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very
rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say
"Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

Things to say if caught sleeping at your desk

Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught you sleeping at your desk? Here is what you can tell him:

• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

Britney Chews Gum While Lip-Synching

Britney Spears is continuing her mini-tour of performances and, believe it or not, many are those who are still applauding her comeback... of sorts. However, even more are those who feel let down by the Princess of Pop, especially since, during her Anaheim gig, she chose to chew gum while lip-synching, thus making it all the more clear that, well, she is not a fan of singing live.

Of course, we have all grown up with Britney's music (more or less) and, thus, we all know only too well that she is not that kind of performer that sings live. In fact, I doubt anyone can say they saw Britney at least once singing and not simply mouthing the words of her tracks. Some fans find consolation in that, saying that, because there is a precedent, we can't all go 'Gee, she didn't even sing!'.

The bottom line is that, as the time passes, Britney's comeback is becoming the butt of all jokes for more and more people. If, in San Diego, she was well received, despite performing on stage for no more than 14 minutes, people who show up for her other shows are being offered less and less time. In Anaheim, for instance, the woman we all once called the pop idol spent only 12 minutes on stage while last night, in LA, her set was shortened by yet another minute.

And, to top it all, she doesn't even bother to pretend that she's singing any more. Many took this to heart, saying she couldn't have showed less respect than that to her fans had she tried. Die hard fans who went to the second gig were expecting something mind-blowing and were quite unprepared to see Britney chomping gum while not even bothering to mouth the words. Even more, there were quite a few who stated that her dance moves were not even that great to start with, and that the backup dancers were doing a fine greater job that the rehabbed star.

Even if this tour was not meant to be the big deal that it eventually turned out, people really hoped she would be able to pull this through. Back in January, after Britney's image took a turn for the worse, she promised she would be back 'bigger and better than ever'. Five months later, she gives us this: short sets, old choreography, old tracks, lame and tacky outfits and nothing of the glamor and fire that used to characterize her older shows. Was it all the waiting worth it? You tell me.

Nano Technology

When you think about nanotechnology, you need to think in terms of a number of disciplines that are all intertwined into one technology and which are encompassed under a single name and that are nanotechnology. In fact, it actually combines physics, biology, chemistry as well as materials science and also the entire range of engineering as well. What’s more, when people use the term nanotechnology they must be referring to something that is related to a new and exciting technology that in fact is encompassing the very best of modern scientific thoughts.


Essentially, nanotechnology refers to understanding the physical as well as biological and even chemical properties related to atomic and also semi-atomic scales. In fact, it can even be defined as being able to manipulate in a controlled manner atoms in order to create certain materials that have very exclusive abilities. However, it would be wrong to consider nanotechnology as being totally manmade because nature too has in fact, been using it from billions of years as is evident when we consider how enzymes are used together with catalysts to create various atoms as well as molecules that in turn have created life on this planet in a most unique manner.


Thus, today scientists are also considering how even water could be harnessed in order to power up our automobiles. All it may take is to break down water into several components and go beyond treating it simply as H2O. That is why it is not wrong to call nanotechnology as putting science to good use in creating things that are extremely small and which in fact are even much smaller than the width of a human hair.


In fact, nanotechnology gives man the capability to rearrange water’s very own atoms as also atoms of dirt and even the air in order to make it possible to create our own corn and rice. A simple illustration of putting nanotechnology to such use would be when man becomes able to rearrange the atoms of coal in order to create diamonds.


Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Friday, February 1, 2008

crushing defeat in the hands of ausies

today ie on feb 1 india saw the most ever crushing defeat in the hands of australia in the 20 20 match that was played at melbourne. one thing am very happy about is that atleast india managed to surpast the lowest score ever made at 20 20 by the kenya against new zealand which was 73.
no body in the indian side were able to withstand the ausie bolwing especially one must really appreciate their feilding today. it was awesome and they were right on the target especially the sehwag run out made by their skipper clarke. it was an awesome throw that was hit far from the stumps.
india just managed to take nly one wicket og ausies at the end givin the new debut player of india to take one wiket in his career. over all it was a very bad show that was put up and aus managed to wrap up the whole match in the 11th over itself. it can be rightly called as 10 10 instead of 20 20 as the match got over in almost 2 and half hours!!!!!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

saarang IIT rocks

Saarang the culturals of IIT started this week and it saw a crowd more than 800 every day!!
the evening OAT shows were really awesome.the first day saw choreo night which was awesome. the second day saw decibels and light music band which was really awesome. third day saw one of the tight jam packed lucky ali and karthick shows that one has ever seen. it was rockin audience and the songs were simply mind blowing. further review about saarang to be updated.

why did stick market crash????

Black Monday saw bloodbath on Dalal Street as the Indian stock markets crashed by over 1430 points in afternoon trade (the market has since then recovered somewhat), reminding investors that there is no one-way bet on the stock market.

Why did this huge fall happen?

Many factors. One, there is a change in the global investment climate. One of the primary triggers is the huge fear of the United States' economy going into a recession with foreign institutional investors trying to reallocate their funds from risky emerging markets to stable developed markets. Analysts are now expecting a cut in US interest rates.

Hedge funds and FIIs could have been the biggest sellers in the Indian markets, booking profits and making the most of the unprecedented bull run that has dominated the Indian stock market for a long time now.

The current volatility is also linked to global bourses. There is a big correlation among global markets. The presence of hedge funds across asset classes, along with increased global movement of capital, has increased event-related volatility.

Volatility in commodities markets has also significantly affected equity markets.

A combination of global and local factors is affecting this market, said Mihir Vora of HSBC Mutual Fund, on NDTV Profit. On the global front, other emerging markets were down nearly 20% so India is playing catch-up, he said.

On the local front there has been a huge build-up in derivatives positions and volatility led to margin calls. Also many IPOs have sucked out liquidity from the primary market into the secondary market, said Vora. At current levels it would be a buy call and we would not advise investors to wait to catch the bottom, he added.

How long will the markets keep falling?

Analysts expect the markets to continue to be choppy for a while till global liquidity and commodity prices settle in. With the markets falling, a technical correction in the derivatives segment has perpetrated a larger fall.

The Sensex can fall another 10-15%, said Adrian Mowat of JP Morgan, on NDTV Profit.

India is trading at 65% premium to emerging markets and India is playing catchup with other declining global markets, he added. There is no need to get very pessimistic that this is the end of equity investing in India, he said. This could be seen as a buying opportunity and we will re-visit market valuations after the correction, he added.

India cannot escape a global meltdown. With fears of an impending US recession high, no country is likely to be spared.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

jodha akbar music review

Jodha akbar an a r rahman musical released its music very recently and mark my words rahman has given an another sensational music to it
especially the azeen o shaan song is simple mind blowing. it ll attract any kind of music lover with the way its composed and with the beats it has.
it also contains soft melody which keeps u much relaxing especially the song called in lamhon ki daaman mein sonu nigam s voice has been pretty perfect. everyone seems to be eagerly waiting for the release of the film on feb 15th..

most of the songs show the perfect musical excellence of rahman.

all in all jodha akbar goin to be a musical hit of 2008
expecting for the film on feb 15th!!!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Apple unveils world's slimmest laptop - weighing just 3lbs

Apple has unveiled the world's slimmest laptop computer - the Mac-Book Air. The £1,199 computer, which measures three quarters of an inch at its thickest point, has a 13.3in screen and a full-size keyboard. The machine, available in two weeks, can be ordered from today. "We've built the world's thinnest notebook without sacrificing a full-size keyboard or a full-size display," said Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO.
"It's hard to believe it's a high-performance notebook. It's an amazing feat of engineering."

Apple also announced that its new online film rental service will make movies available for watching on computers, current-generation iPods or iPhones.
Customers will be able to download films from iTunes Movie Rentals to watch within 30 days of renting. Once it has started playing, the film must be watched within 24 hours.
"Most of us watch movies once, maybe a few times, and renting is a great way to do it," said Mr Jobs. "It is less expensive and doesn't take up space on our hard drive when we are done."
New films will be available from Apple Movie Rentals 30 days after their release on DVD. A 1,000-title catalogue will be on offer for U.S. customers by the end of February. The service starts in the U.S. today and will be made available internationally later this year.
With the backing of all the major film studios including Paramount, Disney, Universal and 20th Century Fox, the scheme could mean the end for DVDs, say experts.
"This could make the battle for the next-generation DVD irrelevant," said Stuart Miles of gadget website Pocket Lint.
"This is a clear sign from Apple and the film studios that they believe physical discs will simply go away, in the same way downloads have replaced the music CD."

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

How Stock Market Works!!!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be like .
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the
winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea.
He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is Going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service Responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even
more Wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It's definitely going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely, " The Man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied,
"The Red Indians are collecting wood like Crazy."

This is how the stock markets work!!!

Monday, January 14, 2008

IIM GROUP DISCUSSION TIPS

GROUP DISCUSSION
A group discussion (GD) is a simulated exercise, where you cannot suddenly put up a show, since the evaluators will see through you easily. In this page you can find tips on GD and how to handle them to ensure a positive outcome.

Here's how most group discussions work
  • Normally groups of 8-10 candidates are formed into a leaderless group, and are given a specific situation to analyze and discuss within a given time limit.
  • The group may be given a case study and asked to come out with a solution for a problem.
  • The group may be given a topic and asked to discuss on the same.
A panel will observe the proceedings and evaluate the members of the group.

OBJECTIVE
Lets start from the basic. One needs to know what one's objective in the group is. A good definition of your objective is - to be noticed to have contributed meaningfully in an attempt to help the group reach the right consensus. What does this essentially mean?

  1. The first implication is that you should be noticed by the panel. Merely making a meaningful contribution and helping the group arrive at a consensus is not enough. You have to be seen by the evaluating panel to have made the meaningful contribution. What does that mean in practice?
    • You must ensure that the group hears you. If the group hears you, so will the evaluator. That does not mean that you shout at the top of your voice and be noticed for the wrong reasons.
    • You have to be assertive. If you are not a very assertive person, you will have to simply learn to be assertive for those 15 minutes. Remember, assertiveness does not mean being bull-headed or being arrogant.
    • And most importantly, you have to make your chances. Many group discussion participants often complain that they did not get a chance to speak. The fact is that in no group discussion will you get a chance to speak. There is nothing more unacceptable in a GD than keeping one's mouth shut or just murmuring things which are inaudible.
    • Participate in as many practice GDs as possible before you attend the actual GD. There is nothing like practice to help you overcome the fear of talking in a GD.

  2. The second important implication is that making just any sort of contribution is not enough. Your contribution has to be meaningful. A meaningful contribution suggests that
    • You have a good knowledge base
    • You are able to put forth your arguments logically and are a good communicator.
    • The quality of what you said is more valuable than the quantity. There is this myth amongst many group discussion participants that the way to succeed in a group discussion is by speaking loudly and at great length. One could not be more wrong. You must have meat in your arguments.

  3. Therefore, think things through carefully.

    Always enter the room with a piece of paper and a pen. In the first two minutes jot down as many ideas as you can.

    When you jot down points, keep these pointers in mind.
    If it is a topic where you are expected to take a stand, say for example, "Should India sign the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty?" note down points for both sides of the argument. It will be useful on two counts -
    • One, if you do not start the GD and are not amongst the first five speakers and find that everyone in the group is talking for the topic, then it makes sense to take the alternate approach and oppose the topic even if you initially intended to talk for the topic.
    • Second, it helps to have a knowledge of how group members who take a stand diametrically opposite to yours will put forth their argument and to be prepared with counter arguments.

  4. Everybody else will state the obvious. So highlight some points that are not obvious. The different perspective that you bring to the group will be highly apprecaited by the panel. Some pointers on being relevant while having a different perspective are:
    • Be careful that the "something different" you state is still relevant to the topic being debated.
    • Can you take the group ahead if it is stuck at one point?
    • Can you take it in a fresh and more relevant direction?

  5. The last implication is that you must be clearly seen to be attempting to build a consensus.
    • Gaining support or influencing colleagues is the mantra adopted by many a successful Business Leaders.
    • Nobody expects a group of ten intelligent, assertive people, all with different points of view on a controversial subject to actually achieve a consensus. But what matters is "Did you make attempts to build a consensus?"
    • The reason why an attempt to build a consensus is important is because in most work situations you will have to work with people in a team, accept joint responsibilities and take decisions as a group.
    • You must demonstrate the fact that you are capable and inclined to work as part of a team.

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JOEY THE TV SERIES


From three of the executive producers behind the mega-successful hit series "Friends" comes the highly anticipated new comedy "Joey." Multiple Emmy, Golden Globe and SAG Award nominee Matt LeBlanc reprises his "Friends" role as charming and still-single Joey, who has struck out on his own and moved to Hollywood, hoping to truly make it as an actor.



Joey says goodbye to a time when his friends were his family and welcomes the chance to turn his family into his friends. After reuniting with his high-strung sister Gina (Emmy winner Drea de Matteo, "The Sopranos"), a strong and sexy hairdresser, Joey moves in with her genius 20-year-old son, graduate student Michael (Paulo Costanzo, "Road Trip"), who literally is a rocket scientist. What Joey lacks in book smarts, however, he more than makes up for with his people skills, making him the best new friend his nephew could ask for.

Dubai plans world's largest hotel


DUBAI (Reuters) — Dubai is planning to build the world's largest hotel as part of a $27 billion resort project unveiled on Monday to spearhead the Gulf emirate's drive to become a global tourism hub.

Promotional video of the Bawadi project showed a 10 km (6.2 miles) long resort strip that resembled Las Vegas without the casinos — its 31 hotels modelled on ancient Egyptian palaces, Hollywood, London's Houses of Parliament and even the moon.

Dubai's fantastic, even bizarre developments, including a ski slope in the desert and man-made islands shaped like palm fronds, helped draw some 6 million tourists last year to a tiny desert land that is fast running out of oil.

Dubai hopes to make that 15 million tourists a year over the next decade even as its richer neighbours plough record oil revenues into new mega-projects to try to emulate Dubai's success in weaning its economy off energy exports.

"The launch of this project effectively signals the next major phase in tourism development in Dubai as we look forward to the next eight years of major growth," said Saeed al-Muntafiq, chief executive of Tatweer, the Dubai government-owned project developer.

Muntafiq said at the launch ceremony that Dubai, one of seven members of the oil-exporting United Arab Emirates, would need to build 70,000-80,000 new hotel rooms over the next decade to meet its expansion plans.

Bawadi will have more than 29,000 hotel rooms, nearly double the number now available in Dubai, and will be able to host more than 3 million tourists by 2016.

The centrepiece of the resort will be the 6,500-room Asia Asia Hotel which Tatweer says will be the largest in the world. The MGM Grand Las Vegas, now the largest hotel in the world, has 5,044 rooms.

The first phase of the project, which includes the Asia Asia hotel, will be operational by 2010.

Tatweer will invest 40 billion dirhams ($10.9 billion) in the project, building the Asia Asia and Bawadi's infrastructure, Muntafiq said. The rest of the money will come from investors.

"We have been talking to several leading names in the (leisure) industry and they have all expressed strong interest," Muntafiq told reporters, declining to name any potential investors.

He said Tatweer had no plans to issue either debt or equity to raise its share of the investment.

Dubai is pouring hundreds of billions of dollars into infrastructure and real estate developments and is already home to an estimated 17% of the world's cranes.

Other governments in the world's biggest oil exporting region are following suit and more than $1 trillion worth of infrastructure projects are in the pipeline across the region.

magic in Sciencs

The Sticky Card

This is a really old trick but it always fools your audience. Get a playing card and tell your friends to stick it to the wall. It must stay on the wall when you let go. They will not be able to do it. Then take the card and stick the card to the wall. It will stick for you. The trick is when you walk to the wall drag your feet and build up static electricity. For this trick leather soled shoes work the best. It does not work well in hot or wet weather.


Amazing Matches

This trick only takes a few seconds. Ask a friend to drop a box of matches so that it stands up. It should be dropped from 4 or 5 inches high. They won't be able to meet the challenge. But when you try, you will amaze everyone. When you try it, you cover up the box with your palm and slide open the drawer with your thumb. Why does the drawer keep the box from falling over? When your audience dropped the box the insides and the outer part of the box hit at the same time causing the box to fall over. When you drop the box the outer part touched the ground first. The drawer slides down slowly. Because of the friction, it stops the box from bouncing and falling over.


Air Pressure Magic

Amazing! A full glass of water held upside down without losing a drop of water! Fill a glass to the top with water. Place a piece of paper on top of the glass. Flip the glass upside down really fast and let go of the paper. The water is pushing the paper down but the air around the paper is pushing it up with a stronger force. You can help it by pushing the paper firmly on top of the glass so that no water leaks out. Construction paper works best. Have fun!

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TOP MBA COLLEGE RANKINGS - INDIA & USA

The US NEWS LATEST RANKINGS OF TOP BUSINESS SCHOOLS FOR MBA IN USA

Rank Institute (Scores Accepted: Graduate Management Admission Test - GMAT)
1 Harvard University
2 Stanford University
3 University of Pennsylvania (Wharton)
4 Massachusetts Institute of Technology (Sloan)
5 Northwestern University (Kellog)
6 University of Chicago
7 Columbia University (NY)
7 University of California - Berkeley (Hass)
9 Dartmouth College (Tuck)
10 University of California - LA (Anderson)
11 Duke University (Fuqua)
11 University of Michigan - Ann Arbor (Ross)
13 New York University (Stern)
13 University of Virginia (Darden)
15 Yale University (CT)

The BUSINESS WEEK RANKING OF TOP BUSINESS SCHOOLS FOR MBA IN USA

Rank Institute (Scores Accepted: Graduate Management Admission Test - GMAT)
1 Northwestern University (Kellog)
2 University of Chicago
3 University of Pennsylvania (Wharton)
4 Stanford University
5 Harvard University
6 University of Michigan - Ann Arbor (Ross)
7 Cornell University
8 Columbia University
9 Massachusetts Institute of Technology (Sloan)
10 Dartmouth College (Tuck)

The ECONOMIC TIMES Business School (India) Survey (Recruiters' Perception)

Rank

Marketing

Finance

HRM

Systems

1

IIM-Ahmedabad

IIM-Bangalore

XLRI, Jamshedpur

IIM-Bangalore

2

IIM-Bangalore

IIM-Ahmedabad

IIM-Ahmedabad

IIM-Calcutta

3

IIM-Calcutta

IIM-Calcutta

IIM-Bangalore

IIM-Ahmedabad

4

IIM-Lucknow

IIM-Lucknow

IIM-Calcutta

IIM-Lucknow

5

XLRI, Jamshedpur

IIM-Indore

IIM-Lucknow

IIM-Indore

6

IIM-Indore

IIM-Kozhikode

IIM-Indore

IIM-Kozhikode

7

IIM-Kozhikode

XLRI, Jamshedpur

IIM-Kozhikode

XLRI, Jamshedpur

8

FMS, Delhi

FMS, Delhi

FMS, Delhi

JBIMS, Mumbai

9

JBIMS, Mumbai

JBIMS, Mumbai

JBIMS, Mumbai

FMS, Delhi

10

SP Jain, Mumbai

SP Jain, Mumbai

IMT, Ghaziabad

IMT, Ghaziabad

11

IMT, Ghaziabad

IMT, Ghaziabad

SP Jain, Mumbai

SP Jain, Mumbai

12

MDI, Gurgaon

MDI, Gurgaon

MDI, Gurgaon

MDI, Gurgaon

13

NMIMS, Mumbai

NMIMS, Mumbai

SIBM, Pune

NMIMS, Mumbai

14

SIBM, Pune

SIBM, Pune

SCMHRD, Pune

NITIE, Mumbai

15

NITIE, Mumbai

NITIE, Mumbai

XIM, Bhubaneshwar

SIBM, Pune

The BUSINESS TODAY B-SCHOOL RANKINGS for MBA in INDIA

(Note: We do not approve of the 2006 rankings done by this magazine because institutes that are not even recognised by AICTE have been given high rankings. Hence have not updated the data)

2005 Rank 2004 Rank 2003 Rank Institute
1 1 1 Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad (IIM-A)
2 2 2 Indian Institute of Management, Bangalore (IIM-B)
3 6 8 Faculty of Management Studies (FMS), Delhi
4 3 3 Indian Institute of Management, Calcutta (Kolkata) (IIM-C)
5 4 4 XLRI, Jamshedpur
6 7 5 Indian Institute of Management, Lucknow (IIM-L)
7 14 NR Indian Institute of Foreign Trade (IIFT), Delhi
8 5 6 Symbiosis, Pune
9 8 7 Jamnalal Bajaj Institute of Management Studies (JBIMS), Mumbai
10 17 10 Narsee Monjee Institute of Management Studies (NMIMS), Mumbai